My friend new to witchcraft: Can you make me beautiful?
Me: Okay, close your eyes.
My friend new to witchcraft: *Closes Eyes* Okay, my eyes are closed.
Me: Now say that you are beautiful.
My friend new to witchcraft: I am beautiful.
Me: Now open your eyes.
My friend new to witchcraft: *Opens Eyes* I don’t feel any different.
Me: You must have been beautiful the entire time.
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  1. Lol you are a dork. I will feel beautiful when they stop treating my with hostility when I so much as rattle the chains they have shackled me with in their minds eyes and brains

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