My friend new to witchcraft: Can you make me beautiful?
Me: Okay, close your eyes.
My friend new to witchcraft: *Closes Eyes* Okay, my eyes are closed.
Me: Now say that you are beautiful.
My friend new to witchcraft: I am beautiful.
Me: Now open your eyes.
My friend new to witchcraft: *Opens Eyes* I don’t feel any different.
Me: You must have been beautiful the entire time.
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Hello, I’m the Wolf Of Antimony, and I am an eclectic, and syncretic occult practitioner. I am 25 years of age, and I'm a Black American straight cis male. I have been practicing, and studying occultism, mysticism, esotericism ,religion, spirituality, theology, mythology, philosophy, and natural philosophy for 11 years. I have created my alphabet of desire the Ravens of antimony, and my alphabet of binding the 13 abominations. I have also created over 306 posts on magick, and occultism, and over 1356 sigils. I have also created 58 servitors that helped me throughout my practice. All of these servitors being the 36 Ravens of antimony, the 13 Abominations, Carita, the forgotten one, Anuva, the 6 Sigurds, and Ibura. I am also a Reiki practitioner, and have been attuned to the third level of Reiki.
Lol you are a dork. I will feel beautiful when they stop treating my with hostility when I so much as rattle the chains they have shackled me with in their minds eyes and brains
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